Finding something new to complain about every day since 1981
Thursday, May 31, 2007
(insert witty title here)
Show me the way to go home I'm tired and I want to go to bed I had a little drink about an hour ago And it went right to my head Where ever I may roam On land or sea or foam You will always hear me singing this song Show me the way to go home
Hmmm..I'm afraid my wit went out with the garbage this morning...along with my intelligence..and I think my sanity too. Or I could have lost that a long time ago....or maybe never had any to begin with...jury is still out on that. ;)
Top 5...
ReplyDelete"Mary Ellen Moffitt...she broke my heart."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"He ate the lights."
"Come down here and chum some of this shit."
"They have the blackest eyes...like a dolls eyes..."
Hmmm..I'm afraid my wit went out with the garbage this morning...along with my intelligence..and I think my sanity too. Or I could have lost that a long time ago....or maybe never had any to begin with...jury is still out on that. ;)
ReplyDeleteAsh
That "Mary Ellen Moffitt" like killed me. In fact I loved that whole scene, it went from one extreme to another very seamlessly.
ReplyDeleteThe documentary on the second disc of the 25th anniversary was also very good. Another one I am considering adding to my wish list.
Ash, maybe your Wit is in the Wit'ness protection program? ...after that line I think mine quit and moved to Amsterdam.